Hello there, Aron and Veronica here. I guess we should start by telling you a little about ourselves. We are happily married and have three beautiful ren, two of which reside with us. We enjoy a variety of music, but mostly rock, punk, and metal. He owns a 1983 Harley David shovelhead, and we're hoping to get her a motorcyle soon. We both like to hang out at home as well as at the bar, so we tend to be pretty versatile and easygoing. We both have tattoos, and she has some piercings, although her favorite ones were retired due to the recent birth of our youngest . Sex toys ROCK! If it runs on batteries, we probably have it. Not much is taboo for us... If you give V a chance to break out the strap-on, she will...gladly. We both have experience in the lifestyle with former partners but have just recently decided to experience it with each other. Wanna help us out?

My Ideal Person Looking for clean, DDF females or couples for a good time. NO SINGLE MEN AT THIS TIME. If you are a single guy, or a couple in which only the man can play, please do not contact us. Your message will not be replied to.

The ideal candidates would be outgoing and looking for friendship as well as fun. We aren't looking for Barbie and Ken, as we aren't perfect ourselves, but height and weight proportionate is a major plus. The age range we are looking for is between the ages of 21 and 44. (Basically, we don't want to have to rule out the bar because you're too young to get in, but on that same note, we still want you to be younger than our parents are.) Do you like sex toys? If so, AWESOME. We LOVE them.

Also, to those of you looking for friends first, you've come to the right place!! We are very interested in developing some long-term friendships. We've found that it's really nice to have friends who understand your innermost secrets and desires...and who like to help you fulfill them from time to time.

NOTE: Due to the nature of our careers, DISCRETION IS A MUST. Also, we will not meet without a face photo (if a couple, we want one of both of you). While we aren't looking for supermodel material, it is imperative that there's some form of attraction. A big cock, nice ass, etc. only works to an extent. At some point, we will have to come face to face.

Of course, single females are always welcome, but when it comes to couples...HAPPY couples only. We don't want to be your "therapy" or the last resort to working your relationship out. If your partnership is on the rocks, perhaps this isn't the place for you.

Also, we do have children, so know that any type of meeting must be scheduled reasonably in advance. Don't expect us to be able to just pick up our keys and run out to meet you on a whim.

With all that said... As long as you have a fun personality, a sense of discretion, and an urge to get out and let your hair down, feel free to contact us! We can't wait to hear from you!!!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Otep, Arch Enemy, Bullet for My Valentine, Serj Tankian,
Marilyn Manson, Atreyu, My Chemical Romance

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Leather, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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